NCAAF Trump of the Week

Mac Jones is Trump

“Alabama freshman quarterback Mac Jones was arrested Friday morning and charged with driving under the influence, according to the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. Jones, 19, was involved in a traffic accident at the intersection of 10th Avenue and Paul Bryant Drive at 2:14 a.m. CT, according to The Tuscaloosa News. No one was injured. The Jacksonville, Fla., native failed a field sobriety test after the car crash.”

Mac Jones is Trump. This kid lives, breathes and smokes Trump. He not only is the hero we want but also the hero we all need. Let me explain…

1) Race relations – All non bias people can agree on one thing about “so called President Trump” and that is that he has been profoundly effective  at bonding together years of racial division in this country. From the moment he walked through the doors of the oval office Trump has delivered unity to our country for which the likes of have never been seen before. So has Mac jones at Alabama……. The Culture loves some Mac Jones.

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2) The DUI – no further explanation needed.. Cmon bro straighttt savage bro……. Alright I get it…. I fucking get it “Kenny, Trump doesn’t drink or do drugs”  you have a good point but Trump would find a way to also get a DUI if he went to bama …believe me. Also keep in mind Trump is a problem solver and so is Mac Jones. The only reasonable explanation for this so called” lapse in judgement” by Jones is solidarity. Earlier in the year Five star defensive end Da’shawn Hand got arrested for the same crime not only was this a problem for d hand it was also a problem for Nick Saban. So ow do you distract from this arrest???? Obviously by another arrest preferably the same exact offense and that is exactly what Saban has orchestrated. Saban didn’t  just blindly choose any one he choose his third string, jack of all trades, do it all QB Mac Jones. So thank you Mac Jones you are truly selfless and “Bama made”.Screen Shot 2017-11-08 at 11.17.22 PM.png

3) The Hair – What a thing of beauty. This is once in every three generations hair. That beautiful silky blonde hair is only  found on massive alpha types.

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Congratulations Mac Jones you have cemented your place in history …. you are Trump!.

 

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